Brian Coles
Writer/Illustrator/Bacon Enthusiast/Smirk Monkey

Inspired by my wife, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Douglas Adams, The Empire Strikes Back, Flash Gordon (1980), Voltron: Defender of the Universe (hey, if your gonna do it, go big, right?), The Amazing World of Gumball, Phineas and Ferb and of course, comic books, cartoon strips, MAD Magazine, National Lampoon Magazine and early movies . . . and smiling, generally speaking, except speaking while actually smiling, which is terribly difficult and even more so at funerals. I tease too much but out of love and am mostly bald.

Motto: Be yourself. You’ll be happier, more generous and still die.

Rose Coles
Writer/Editor/Script Doctor/Natural Brunette

Raised by countless hours of 70s and 80s TV due to being the youngest of 10 children. Happiest day of my life is realizing nothing is sacred. Oh, and meeting Brian.

Turn-ons: Monty Python, Mel Brooks, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, MST3K/Rifftrax, G.L.O.W. (Netflix), Moonboy.

Motto: Life’s too funny to take (too) seriously.